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5 Sports Cars You Can Barely Enter (or Exit)

These European cars may have doors, but good luck getting past them.

By Clifford Atiyeh Apr 12, 2012 1:52AM
Photo credit: John Lamm, Chris Cantle & Brian Blades.It's not easy climbing into a race car. NASCAR drivers have to contort themselves through a window opening. Formula 1 drivers -- God forbid if any are over 6 feet tall -- have to remove the steering wheel. Le Mans Prototype drivers are sealed into the cockpit before the car is even built -- what other explanation is there for how a human fits in the Audi R18?

Some road cars, especially road cars based on race cars, are nearly as impossible to enter and exit. Some embarrass the driver, making him appear geriatric and clumsy as he valets in front of the hotel. Others simply cause indescribable pain. Sports car owners put up with it, because once they've nestled inside, the driving experience makes it worth the chiropractic bills.

Here are five European sports cars that don't bat an eye to ergonomics, whether now or two decades prior. Read on, then tell us in the comments section about more cars -- everyday cars -- that likewise belong in this category.

Mercedes CLK-GTR

Compromises come readily in the CLK-GTR. The 26 street versions were more powerful -- upwards of 700 horsepower -- than the race cars with which Mercedeswon the 1997 and 1998 FIA championships. For $1 million, there was no sound deadening, nor any presumption of ride quality -- just an engine compartment and a steering wheel. On the track, they became surface-to-air missiles. The butterfly doors were minuscule and cut only halfway down the body, leaving a massive, knee-high frame structure in the way before you bruised your forehead on the door frame (see the video below at 4:18). By comparison, the SLS AMG is like stepping out of a Corolla.


Lotus Exige/Elise

Now discontinued in the U.S. due to smart airbag rules, the Elise, with its sub-1-ton weight and manual steering, is one of the most pure, unfiltered sports cars in the world. But with the seats bolted below the height of most guardrails, you can imagine the difficulty in trying to leave this pint-size Lotus. The open-top Elise (below), is already an impossible situation. Now imagine a roof, and you've got the hell known as the Exige.


The back seat of the Jaguar XK

Insurance companies, and the lower rates they typically provide to cars with more than two seats, are a big reason behind every "2+2" coupe on the market. While they're fantastic for securing shopping bags with a seatbelt, actual people must revert to a fetal position. In the XK, the rear seats are curved like a scorpion, and that stinging feeling is from the blood trapped in your craned neck. At least the leather and Alcantara smell delicious. (For my friend Julien, below in the XKR Convertible, only his back and knees suffered.)

Jaguar XKR Convertible with passenger in backseat, (c) Clifford Atiyeh/Boston.com
Lamborghini Countach

I felt cramped in a Countach when I crawled inside at age 8, so I've no idea how a fully grown man can try to drive one of these claustrophobic Italian wedges. As "Top Gear" co-host Jeremy Clarkson proves below, the low-ceiling Countach apparently wasn't built to be entered, driven or parked.


Koenigsegg Agera

When I visited Sweden in January, luck had it that the Koenigsegg factory was only two hours south of my Gothenburg hotel. While there, I had the blessed opportunity to sit in a jet-black Agera R, which is just as hard to enter as the jet fighters upon which it's based. To make matters worse, if you've parked within a foot of the curb, the scissor doors will smash the concrete. Once inside this 1,115-horsepower car, though, you realize you'll never again sit in another 1,115-horsepower car. That perspective changes everything.

Koenigsegg Agera R interior, (c) Koenigsegg

Clifford Atiyeh has spent his entire life driving and riding in cars he doesn't own. He was raised in Volvos and has grown to love fast, irresponsible vehicles of all kinds. He lives in Boston, is a member of the New England Motor Press Association, and has reported for The Boston Globe, Car and Driver, Popular Mechanics, and The Times of London.
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Apr 12, 2012 8:35AM
Apr 13, 2012 5:48PM
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If i had one of those cars, it would hard getting in and out because of the constant boner I would have.
Apr 12, 2012 10:48AM
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I have a 76 Triumph Spitfire. I am the 2nd owner and my son and I love it. It is interesting to get in and out of. I am 6'3" 250lbs. I am an amatuer bodybuilder - see where this is going? Climbing into it is more of a controlled fall. Once in though, it has plenty of legroom and is fine. Getting out requires sticking one leg out of the car, hoisting yourself up by doing essentially a one legged squat. My brother says I look like a circus bear in a clown car. I've seen pics of myself in the car and candidly, he is correct, but I still love the car and will never get rid of it - except someday to my son.
Apr 13, 2012 5:47PM
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Yea, you're right, but once you get in and drive, you don't care!  If you're worried about the easy of getting it and out, buy a school bus, you wossie.
Apr 12, 2012 11:09AM
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Jeff (OTCG), a friend of mine had a Spitfire which a group of us picked up and set it down straddling the curbs of an island in the parking lot with the front and back wheels just hanging in mid-air.  The Spitfire was so small and low to the ground that you could hang your arm out the window and touch the pavement.  Scary small.
Apr 12, 2012 9:28PM
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TXMX-5EE You are correct. It is called "wheel-jacking" and occured in the earlier models. The Mark IV (arriving in 1971) addressed the issue with a revised rear suspension that allowed the transverse rear leaf spring to now pivot on top of the differential. In earlier models, before this was addressed, the car could go into a pretty nasty skid under hard cornering. Mark IV's and 1500's don't have this problem. Beetles had this same issue. There are aftermarket parts that fix the issue on both cars.
Apr 12, 2012 12:33PM
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Wasn't the Triumph Spitfire the car with the really awkward rear suspension design?  Or am I thinking of another British sports car?
Apr 12, 2012 11:59AM
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556V that is hilarious. Yeah, I always describe it as a skateboard powered by a sewing machine. Ton of fun on back country roads but on the highway is just a tad interesting. When passing a big rig you are looking at the hubs of the wheels! Slightly intimidating.
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